Петъчно: Инвестиции

септември 19, 2008

Това току що изтече по пощата от Wall St.

If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, but if you bought £1000 worth of Tenants Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214. So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.

These views aren’t the views of the investment house and please remember markets can go up and down as can lager can go in an out

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